If I Were Nikki
I would...
* Apologize to JC for breaking his heart on national T.V. and tell everyone that Im a slut
* Bring back the "poodle puff" so everyone would be able to recognize me
* Legally change my last name to "DaRoach", cause everyone seems to be calling me that
* Re-write the song to "Whereever a pop band is they'll get lucky if they're near us"
* Expose the truth about Veronica and Danay for publicity
* Remind everyone that I was on MMC with 2 members of 'N Sync, and talk about it in every interview so people will watch
* Tell the truth about how I got into the group
* TAKE VOCAL LESSONS!

©-IMNS